🇫🇷 Camouflage "If you see me, it's because I didn't choose my blanket well"

• Humorous and Unique Design: Dark camouflage pattern with a funny and original message, ideal for lovers of self-mockery.

• Exceptional Comfort and Warmth: Premium fleece fabric for optimal softness and thermal insulation.

• Fun Versatility: Perfect for the home, as a quirky gift, or to liven up the atmosphere at parties.

• Light and Complicit Message: A fun wink for those who don't take themselves seriously.

• Original and Memorable Gift: Ideal for a birthday, Christmas, or just to make someone smile who appreciates irony.

• Easy Care: Machine washable, it retains its softness and humor wash after wash.

• Made from premium fleece fabric, ultra-soft and incredibly plush, this throw blanket offers comforting warmth and a perfect cocooning feeling. It's ideal for snuggling up on the sofa for a secret read, for discreet naps, or for adding a unique conversation piece to your decor. Its durability ensures that it will remain a faithful companion for many years to come.

• Made from 100% velvety polyester for an ultra-soft feel.

• High quality printing offering vibrant and long-lasting colors.

• Stitched edges for a neat finish and better durability.

• Retains its shape and dries quickly.

• Can be used as a sofa blanket, picnic blanket or bed throw.

• S: 40” × 30” → 101.6 cm x 76.2 cm
• M: 60” × 50” → 152.4 cm x 127 cm
• L: 80” × 60” → 203.2 cm x 152.4 cm

• Available in several camouflage and humorous designs.

• Double-sided printing for a unique look.

DESIGN: This unique throw blanket features a dark-toned camouflage pattern, blending shades of brown, dark gray, and black, creating a discreet base... theoretically! In the center, the amusing message "If you see me, it's because I didn't choose my throw well." is printed in bold letters, turning your relaxing moment into a joke for everyone around you.

• Easy to care for: Machine washable, it retains its softness and vibrant colors.
▶️ Machine wash cold (max 30°C), delicate cycle.

• Tumble dry low, do not bleach.

• Ironing and dry cleaning not recommended.

• Hand wash recommended to prolong its life.

↪️ Returns are accepted only in case of manufacturing defect

• Any claim must be made within 7 days of receipt.

• Photos of the defect required for return validation.

• No returns or exchanges for size or design errors.

ℹ️ Quality Control: From start to finish, multiple checkpoints are in place to ensure you receive the right product, with high-quality printing, and that you enjoy a pleasant unboxing experience.

Packaging control
• Shipped in self-adhesive poly bags for secure transport.

• Tight packaging ensuring optimal protection during shipping.

• Enhanced protection against damage during transit.

• Easy to open thanks to the practical self-adhesive bags.

• Environmentally friendly while ensuring maximum safety for your products.

The humor of this blanket is based on an ironic contrast: the camouflage pattern is supposed to make you invisible, but the message "If you see me, it's because I didn't choose my blanket well" suggests a funny failure of this mission. This transforms the idea of military concealment into a joke about trying to go unnoticed to better enjoy one's comfort. This blanket doesn't just hide from the cold, it also hides a personality full of self-deprecation and good humor, inviting you to laugh at the little failures of everyday life. It's the ideal companion for relaxing evenings where you fully embrace your presence, even if the camouflage isn't perfect.

Camouflage, originally designed for military purposes, has become an iconic pattern in fashion and decor. Inspired by nature and optical illusions, it has been adopted by artists and designers around the world. As for humorous prints, they have the power to improve moods and transform an everyday object into a true style statement. Combining comfort and creativity is what makes this blanket unique!